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Mr. Herb Scannell
President, Nickelodeon
1515 Broadway
New York, NY 10036
April 29, 1999

Dear Sir:

When I first heard of your new network, TV LAND, I was delighted. You were advertising your intent to air shows "seldom seen on television." Immediately I began phoning and writing my local cable company, asking that they include TV LAND. I couldn't wait to see shows like MANNIX, which I hadn't seen since the seventies.

Unfortunately, your network has not lived up to its promises. The schedule has been jammed with endless repeats of sitcoms that never left the airwaves. Good dramas such as MANNIX have been ruthlessly edited, scheduled episodes skipped, and rarely do we see a complete run of any series. You show 60-second sitcoms and multiple promos at the expense of the programs you have so loudly touted. Often the same self-promo is aired every break! These practices have left the baby-boomer crowd you solicited bewildered and disgusted at the juvenile selections of the programmers.

My friends and I are dismayed at the cancellation of MANNIX. Mike Connors has been a fine spokesman for your venture, and Joe Mannix is a timeless hero. The show was well crafted, and is still enormously entertaining after all these years (Unlike many others on your playlist which have only limited nostalgia value.) It is clear that TV LAND had access to the other 63 episodes, yet chose not to present them.

Given the frustration involved in watching TV LAND: knowing that I will never be able to see all of a program I find enjoyable, that episodes shown one week might be repeated two weeks later, and that I will be bombarded with the same silly jingle-ads every break until I'm ready to scream, I am pulling your plug. De-programming your channel from the set. Let me know when you bring back MANNIX, or when TV LAND grows up a little-whichever comes first.

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Ms. Diane Robina
President, Programming TV LAND
1515 Broadway
New York, NY 10036
May 6, 1999

Dear Ms. Robina:

Imagine my dismay when I found your network had discontinued MANNIX! I was a fan of that show when it first ran, and now I have become addicted to it again. In my opinion, few series airing today on any network can compete with this one. It offers a good story, fast-paced action, and a remarkably warm and appealing hero. Unlike many of your other programs, it does not insult my intelligence. TV LAND has been available to me only a short while, but I will greatly miss my daily "Cup-A-Joe." Won't you reconsider this judgement? With so few adult programs on your schedule, you really should.

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cc: Mr. Herb Scannell
President, NICKELODEON

Mr. Larry Jones,
General Manager, TV LAND

Ms. Cynthia Turner
Vice-President, Programming



 

Mr. Herb Scannell
President, NICKELODEON
1515 Broadway
New York, NY 10036
May 6, 1999

Dear Mr. Scannell:

When TV LAND debuted, I thought we would finally see some adult programming. I was thrilled with MANNIX. Someone forgot to renew. You didn't even show all the episodes! How about letting your viewers with IQs higher than their shoe size see the rest of this great show? Bring back MANNIX!

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Mr. Larry Jones
General Manager, TV LAND
1515 Broadway
New York, NY 10036
May 6, 1999

Dear Mr. Jones:

They tell me the rights to air MANNIX on your network have expired. I understand Paramount administers those rights. Both your organizations are owned by VIACOM. Seems to me you could work something out. This show isn't diminished by time. Joe Mannix is still a hero I can be proud of. One I can show off to my kids. It is a series I can enjoy without feeling my brain rot. Much of your schedule is littered with garbage, so I have to wonder why you would cancel this program? Especially when over sixty episodes went un-aired. My family and I are tired of so many repeats and seeing the same ads for TV LAND appearing multiple times per day. Bring back MANNIX! Please?

Most Sincerely,
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Cc: Mr. Herb Scannell
President, NICKELODEON

Ms. Diane Robina,
President, Programming TV LAND



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